Friday, December 04, 2009

THANK GOD FOR YOUR JOBS!

If you think your job stinks, think again!







So....? :-)

Monday, October 26, 2009

ZOE UPDATES

Yes. That's my precocious li'l pumpkin four-year old ZOE. If you try to look back at my previous entries about her you'll see how helpless and innocent she is and how she's suddenly turning into an adult..hehehe...Look how she poses for the cam!

She's now enjoying her toddler life at a preschool near our village. She can now recite the alphabet, count from 1 to 20, dance and sing NOBODY BUT YOU, POKER FACE and BOOM BOOM POW, and name all Kapuso stars and a number of the Kapamilyas. She does her naughty antics and gimmicks and then say "Hehehe..joke lang.."

On her birthday this coming December, she wants a Michael Jackson theme party. (Remember that she goes ga-ga over MJ eversince she was two?) She says she plans to wear the same jacket that MJ wore in his Thriller video. Des (her mom) and I thought, "That's actually a marvelous idea!" So right now I'm trying to google everything I can to conceptualize her birthday party. We don't want the usual cutesy-kiddie party but something that people will talk about. Hahaha.

This wondergirl never cease to amaze everybody in the house with her "adult" ideas. Oftentimes I would tell her, "'Lam mo Zoe, hindi ka ata 3 years old..25 years old ka na eh!" In which she'll respond, "Oy tati, three pa lang ako noh! Ano ka ba?!?"

Here are some vocabulary words that you'll never think a 3.5-year old could use:

- Nasalanta (as in "Bakit nasalanta sila ng bagyo, ha Tati?")
- Brakes ("Mommy, gusto kong gift yung bike na may brakes ha?")
- Boring ("Boring yan! Ayoko nyan!")

And her favorite expressions:
- "Ganito lang yan. Ano ka ba??" (It's like telling us how STUPID we are..hahaha..)
- "Okay lang yun."
- "Gusto mo bang masaktan?!" (Best explains her picture above)
- "Ay potek!" (But of course, we're guilty about this for using this expression..you know, potek as substitute for "p*ta"..)

Gawd, she's growing up so fast. 'Wag lang siya mag-asawa at ten years old. Teehee.







Tuesday, October 06, 2009

Friday, September 25, 2009

ISLAMBUK

Found this in Hannah‘ s site and copied it. Mukhang masayang sagutan. Reminds me of my good ol’ high school days. Hehehe. Salamat, Hannah! :-)

1.Where did you take your profile picture?
At my ex-man’s house.:)

2.What exactly are you wearing right now?

White blouse with an avant-garde picture of a woman and black leggings. Black Hava flip-flops.

3.What is your current problem?

Hmm. My bum days aren’t over yet.

4.What makes you happy the most?
Playing with and taking to li’l Zoe who blabbers like a 20-year old adult. Freaky.

5. What’s the name of the song that you’re listening to?
“Fixing A Broken Heart” Whaddaf…courtesy of the jologs Internet Shop where I’m sitting right now.

6.Any celeb you would marry?
Hmm…How ’bout Kevin Bacon? *giggles*

7.Name someone with the same birthday as you?
My cousin Michelle…and my pop’s former boss…Ismael Mathay..of all people..

8.Ever sang in front of a large audience?

Oh yeah…Like, ending my repertoire with “Thank you, Araneta!”

9. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?

Nadia Montenegro and Arlene Muhlach..heeyyy..back in our high school days, okei?! (defensive ampotek!)

10.Do you still watch kiddy movies or kiddie TV shows?
Gusto nyo kantahin ko pa mga theme songs eh!

11. Do you speak any languages?
English and Tagalog. French. I wish.

12. Has anyone you’ve been really close with passed away?

My Father . *sobs*

13.Do you ever watch MTV?
Occasionally.

14.What’s something that really annoys you?
Hmm. Third parties. *guffaws*

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Chapter 1:
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1.Middle name:

Meñez(from the Meñezes of Capiz/Aklan..nakksss..yabang..)

2.Nickname(s):

Pearl, Pher, Mar-ya (pop’s pet name), Tati (by Zoe)

3.Current location:

Internet Shop sa tabi-tabi

4.Eye color:
Dark Brown.

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Chapter 2:
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1.Do you live with your parents?
Yeah. Forced to. Hehehe…

2.Do you get along with your parent(s):
Forced to. Nyahaha.

3.Are your parents married/separated/divorced
Mom’s widowed.

4.Do you have any Siblings?:

I have one younger sister.

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Chapter 3: Favorites
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1. Ice Cream:

Anything chocolatey. Oh..and avocado too.

2. Season:

Summer. Kung may autumn dito, yun.

3.Shampoo/conditioner:

Pantene. Sunsilk. Palmolive. My hair can take anything.

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Chapter 4: Do You..
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1.Dance in the shower?

Yeah. Breakdance.

2.Do you write on your hand?

When the situation calls for it. Wag lang permanent marker.

3.Call people back:

Yes.

4.Believe in love?

Oo naman. Yung iba lang kase nako-confuse between that and lust. Hahaha!!

6. Any bad habits?
I snore!

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Chapter 5: Have You..
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1.Broken a bone?
I wish. Someone else’s sana…

2.Sprained stuff:

My left elbow when I was a kid.

3.Had physical therapy:

Psychiatric lang. Bwahaha. *Curls hair with left hand*

4. Gotten stitches:

Sa brain. Saka sa heart. (Bitter na naman e..)

5.Taken painkillers:

A lot! :-)
6. Gone scuba diving or snorkeling:
I wish. But first I gotta learn how to swim.

7.Been stung by a bee:
Nope.

8.Thrown up at the dentist:
Nope. The dentist did.

9.Sworn in front of your parents:

Yeah, a lot. And got good spanking too.

10. Had detention:

Nope. :))

11.Been called a hoe:
Nope. I do the swearing part. Hahaha

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Chaper 6:Who/What was the last:
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1.Movie(s):

Iskul Bukol the Reunion

2.Person to text you:

Si….wag na lang..baka may mag-react…Nyahaha!!

3.Person you called:

No one. :)) Lagi akong naka-unli.

4.Person you hugged:

Zoe bebe

5.Person you tackled:

Done a few weeks before.

6. Person you talked to on IM?

Si Ian :-)
7.Thing you touched?
Myself. Joke!

8. Thing you ate?

Kamote-que

9.Thing you drank:

Mountain Dew

10.Thing you said:

“Kuya extend pa ko”

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Chaper 7: Future
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1. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Slaving hard in the academe and putting up my own pre-school

2. 10 years?
Running my own pre-school and having a family

3. 50 years?

Retarded. Este retired.

4. Where do you hope to live?

Paris

5. Do you want to be famous?

May magagawa ba ko kung sumikat ako? Duh?!

6. Do you want children? Or maybe animals?

Two kids who hopefully don’t behave like animals

7. Who do you think you will marry?

Hindi pa siya nagpapakita. Or baka may bumalik. Or baka naman nag-evolve na sa tao. Who knows.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

HATE MAIL!

HUWAG KAYONG UMASTA NA PARANG WALA KAYONG GINAWANG KASALANAN SA KEN! KAYO PA ANG NAGMAMALAKI! LEAVE ME IN PEACE! YOU &$*@)S!

Friday, July 17, 2009

LIMANG MGA GAWAIN NA KINAMUMUHIAN KO!

Meron mga bagay-bagay o gawain na sadyang kinamumuhian mong gawin pero kailangan. Eto share ko ang ilan:

1. Magbukas ng mga bag of chips, shampoo at ketchup sa sachet. Hate ko tong gawin lalo na pag may TEAR HERE tapos wala namang cut para yun ang guide mo sa pagbubukas. Kailangan pang gamitan ng 'teeth power' para mabuksan! Grrrr!!!

2. Maghintay ng masasakyan. Kahit saan. Sa bus stop o sa terminal man, sobrang nakakaiiinniiissss mag-abang! Natext mo na lahat ng tao sa phonebook mo, nangulangot ka na, suminga, nagkamot ng pawis na kili-kili (pasintabi po sa mga kumakain), pero wala pa ring bus o jeep!

3. Umakyat ng hagdan dahil sira ang escalator o elevator. Oo na. Tamad na ko. Eh kase ang escalator ay para naman talaga sa mga taong tamad mag-burn ng calories. Eh sa ayoko ng ganong pagbabawas ng taba eh! Bakit ba! kaya inis ako kapag OUT OF ORDER ang escalator.

4. Magpaliwanag sa mga taong di makaintindi o sadyang shonga (read: TANGA, DUMB) lang. Yung tipong lahat na ng klaseng paliwanag, kulang na lang magsalita ka ng lahat ng lenggwahe para maintindihan ka. Na-paraphrase mo na ang gusto mong sabihin, ilang version na ang ginawa mong pag-esplika, pero ala pa din. Duh.

5. Magsalansan ng sinampay at magtupi ng mga ito. Dahil ako ay nabibilang sa mga taong ayaw sa routine, at ito ay isa sa mga routine kong maituturing, HATE KO TO. Pagkumpunihin mo na lang ako ng mga sirang bagay (pwede bang 'broken heart'?? Yiii...) wag lang 'to.

Hayan. Simple lang sila pero talagang ayaw ko sa mga ganitong gawain. Ayoko.

LIMANG MGA GAWAIN NA KINAMUMUHIAN KO!

Meron mga bagay-bagay o gawain na sadyang kinamumuhian mong gawin pero kailangan. Eto share ko ang ilan:

1. Magbukas ng mga bag of chips, shampoo at ketchup sa sachet. Hate ko tong gawin lalo na pag may TEAR HERE tapos wala namang cut para yun ang guide mo sa pagbubukas. Kailangan pang gamitan ng 'teeth power' para mabuksan! Grrrr!!!

2. Maghintay ng masasakyan. Kahit saan. Sa bus stop o sa terminal man, sobrang nakakaiiinniiissss mag-abang! Natext mo na lahat ng tao sa phonebook mo, nangulangot ka na, suminga, nagkamot ng pawis na kili-kili (pasintabi po sa mga kumakain), pero wala pa ring bus o jeep!

3. Umakyat ng hagdan dahil sira ang escalator o elevator. Oo na. Tamad na ko. Eh kase ang escalator ay para naman talaga sa mga taong tamad mag-burn ng calories. Eh sa ayoko ng ganong pagbabawas ng taba eh! Bakit ba! kaya inis ako kapag OUT OF ORDER ang escalator.

4. Magpaliwanag sa mga taong di makaintindi o sadyang shonga (read: TANGA, DUMB) lang. Yung tipong lahat na ng klaseng paliwanag, kulang na lang magsalita ka ng lahat ng lenggwahe para maintindihan ka. Na-paraphrase mo na ang gusto mong sabihin, ilang version na ang ginawa mong pag-esplika, pero ala pa din. Duh.

5. Magsalansan ng sinampay at magtupi ng mga ito. Dahil ako ay nabibilang sa mga taong ayaw sa routine, at ito ay isa sa mga routine kong maituturing, HATE KO TO. Pagkumpunihin mo na lang ako ng mga sirang bagay (pwede bang 'broken heart'?? Yiii...) wag lang 'to.

Hayan. Simple lang sila pero talagang ayaw ko sa mga ganitong gawain. Ayoko.